Attitude changes

A young couple, just married, were in the honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here put these on."
She did, and found that the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said.
"That's right!", said the husband, "and don't you forget it! I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
She looked at him, then flipped him her panties and said, "try these on."
With growing excitement he tried them on, just to find he could only get them on as far as his kneecap.
He said, "heck, I can't get into your panties!"
She said, "That's right - and that's the way it's going to stay until your attitude changes!"





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