Raising the dead

An elderly couple was watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faced the camera, and announced, "My friends, I'd like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV & the other hand on the part of your body which ails you and I will heal you."

The old woman had been having terrible stomach problems, so she placed one hand on the television, and her other hand on her stomach.

Meanwhile, her husband approached the television, placing one hand on top of the TV and his other hand on his groin.

With a frown his wife said, "Ernest, he's talking about healing the sick, not raising the dead.

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